From a post by PAgent on metroblogging Portland:

I had an epiphany whilst waiting at the Pioneer Square MAX stop to come home. I could produce a ‘Portlander Action Figure’. It would have ugly square glasses, a stocking cap pulled down to it’s eyelids, white iPod earbuds jammed into its ears with the wires running down to a jacket pocket, a Starbucks cup in the right hand, and a cigarette in the left hand. When you wound it up, the arms would start going up and down, up and down, so it was alternating hits of coffee with drags from the cigarette.

Totally.

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