July 9, 2008
Too busy to blog properly this week, but enjoy this well-crafted gem about the trans-continental pneumatic burrito pipeline.
The Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel: “By the time they pass Stockton three minutes later the burritos will be traveling faster than the Concorde, floating on an invisible magnetic cushion as they plunge into the lithosphere.”
This is one of those peculiar little institutions that people take VERY seriously. Personally I will add relish… yeah, you heard me… when feeling subversive. As for Miracle Whip I’ll know Portland is no longer Weird when New Seasons carries it. Apocalypse.