PDX Pet Peeves: Pee on my Seat
April 5, 2008
You, dude who feels it necessary to use the women’s bathroom on my floor at work. I don’t really mind the whole Ally McBeal gender-neutral pisser. I am all about equality. But when you leave the seat halfway up* and dribble pee on the seat it makes me want to track you down and break your toes.
Jesus, I don’t get it. Men are anatomically gifted with a peeing device that they can <em>aim</em>. You nasty bastards should be way more accurate than we are. Knock it off.
You, sir, are a twit.
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Talk to a janitor sometime. Women are just as capable of bathroom nastiness as men
sure, they just don’t normally piss all over the seat. Not a issue I would get up in arms about myself but I guess you have a dog in this fight ;-)
Women do often dribble all over the seat – this was explained to me once by a supermodel on David Letterman. Who knew?
It’s because the don’t sit down but instead use the ‘hover’ mechanism while very very drunk in the bar’s restroom facilities. And, as drunk, don’t notice their leftover mess.
I’m just saying..
I should clarify. I got the tone wrong here. I didn’t mean to say that women are in any way less disgusting and primal than men. Not at all. It’s just that if you’re going to use the opposite gender’s bathroom, be gentle with it. There is, after all, a men’s room here, too.