April 4, 2008
You, sir.
You, the effete bastard in the late-model Volvo. You, with the Oregon license plate tacked over your European plate that proves you Went to Europe and bought it there. You don’t realize how your pretentious display of your unnecessary license plate irritates me.
You, sir, are a twit.
I would also lump in those euro, oval, stickers that people put on the back of their cars.
…Especially those oval country ones that aren’t even for COUNTRIES; damn people making up their own acronyms. WHO CARES?!
Euro license plates are loads better than US plates, which hang too low and spoil the airflow as German designers intended. Kudos Euro license plate men and women. They’re just jealous!