This is an excerpt of some of my favorite of what BoingBoing has listed as the work of “Tom Polley and friends…a 25-point manifesto for the new Democratic Congress…”. I really like the social bullet points. Grin.

1. Mandatory homosexuality
2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery
18. God to be mocked roundly
23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day

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