File under “Worrisome Worldwide Fundamentalist Trend:” Religion Enters Russian Schools

File under “Unfortunate Inappropriate Reaction to Worrisome Worldwide Fundamentalist Trend”: Arabic T-Shirt Sparks Airport Row

And, file under “Extremely Ominous and Under-reported Consequence of Unfortunate Inapproriate Reaction to Worrisome Worldwide Fundamentalist Trend”: Alarm Over Missing South Asians

But, on the other hand: Munch’s “The Scream” Found Safe. Woo!