These things annoy me:
Middle-aged women who laugh at things that aren’t funny
The phrase “check out our Web site”
The whole notion of VIPs
Chevrolets
People who over-prepare for hikes
Useless NewSpeak: blogosphere, advertorial, infotainment, advergame
Windows (okay, this actually goes beyond gentle annoyance)
Scrapbooking
Reggae (except Dancehall)
Conformists who pose as non-conformists
Flourescent lights
Fashion